Seven Word 'Review'
The reviews are super short, but make up for it by being almost entirely irrelevant. Wait. What?
(I also have an
unrelated webcomic
if you wanna.)
May
21
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Hey, the future’s full of attractive people. B-
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Star Trek Into Darkness
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Posted at 8:27 PM
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so we got that going for us
.
which is nice
.
star trek
.
star trek into darkness
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star trek over the river and through the woods
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May
09
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Adorable Adventures of Tony and That Kid. A
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Iron Man 3
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Posted at 9:34 PM
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Iron Man 3
.
Tony Stark
.
robert downey jr
.
that kid
.
Apr
29
“
Dear god! She keeps them in jars!
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Game of Thrones
3x05
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Posted at 9:56 PM
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gah
.
ugh
.
Game of Thrones
.
Kissed By Fire
.
Apr
26
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Daenerys reminds everyone how bad-ass she is.
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Game of Thrones
3x04 “And Now His Watch is Ended”
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Posted at 5:27 PM
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Game of Thones
.
Daenerys
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I forgot what I was going to say about episode 3
.
Apr
21
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Misleading title. D.C.’s not a state. B
Seven Word ‘Review’ of State of Play (2009)
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Posted at 10:15 PM
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i feel like
.
russell crowe
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lied to me
.
Apr
15
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Epilogue: One-armed Sam Jackson kills remaining dinosaurs. A
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Jurassic Park in 3D
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Posted at 10:40 PM
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Jurassic Park
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And you will know my name is Chief Engineer Ray Arnold when I lay my vengeance upon thee
.
Samuel Jackson
.
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This prehistoric planet is definitely not Earth. C+
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
The Croods
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Posted at 10:31 PM
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The Croods
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you can't just make up any animal you can think of
.
Apr
10
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I need everyone to wear name tags.
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Game of Thrones
3x02
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Posted at 10:32 PM
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Game of Thrones
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HELLO MY NAME IS Rickon Stark
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Apr
08
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It’s hard out here for an imp.
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
Game of Thrones
3x01
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Posted at 9:32 PM
Tagged:
Tyrion Lannister
.
Game of Thrones
.
Just ask Three 6 Mafia
.
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Andrea’s less footy than she is handy.
Seven Word ‘Review’
of
The Walking Dead
3x16 (season finale)
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Posted at 6:28 PM
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'footy' is a thing right?
.
It is
.
Daniel Day-Lewis is footy
.
pliers
.
Walking Dead
.
Andrea
.
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